Just in situation you have to have any much more confirmation that the true estate sector in Portland has absent truly bananas, look at 9324 N. Chautauqua Boulevard.
From a cursory exterior glance, the one-tale made household on the edge of occupied Columbia Boulevard appears to be reasonably unassuming, however the giant Hummer parked future to a reduced-slung sportscar is an early sign that probably all is not as it would seem.
Inside of, though, the residence is a superb mish–mosh, a big middle finger to each residence stager in city who life and dies by toss pillows and pearl-grey walls. Below there are sarcophagi and literal thrones with plastic crowns and a terrifyingly lifelike little one elephant statue.
The kicker? It are not able to be yours. Realtor Mitch Foteff of Rose State Realty states the residence, which went on the current market on Friday at $300,000, has an provide about the asking price which the vendor is in the procedure of accepting.
“It is a nuts situation for the seller,” suggests Foteff. “Luckily we are in a marketplace the place you can call me and say you need to have a house detailed in an hour and I can acquire iPhone pictures and get it offered by the conclusion of the weekend.”
Not to worry: You can nevertheless get inspiration from the décor, down below.